April 19th, 2014

THERE IS SOME SORT OF DEMON FROM HELL IN THE WOODS AND IT HAS BEEN SCREAMING FOR ALMOST AN HOUR. IT SOUNDED LIKE AN AMINAL AT FIRST, THEN LIKE A WOMAN BEING BRUTALLY ATTACKED, AND NOW I’M PRETTY SURE THAT IT’S A BANSHEE COMING FOR ME. I am told that it is a fox calling for a mate, but I find it hard to believe that 1) I have lived in the woods for 23 years and have not heard this hellish sound until recently, and 2) that I have an intense adoration for foxes yet am unfamiliar with their sound. And if that IS a fox calling for a mate, he needs to get his shit together, because no self-respecting lady fox is going to come running when she hears that sound.

April 16th, 2014
She is far from the land
where her young hero sleeps,
and lovers around her are sighing.
But coldly she turns
from their gaze, and weeps,
for her heart in his grave is lying.
Lesley Nelson-Burns, “She is Far From the Land”
April 11th, 2014
"You know, you’re such a pretty girl, but the eyeliner makes you look so intimidating."

GOOD. Stay the hell away from me.

"You know, you’re such a pretty girl, but the eyeliner makes you look so intimidating."

GOOD. Stay the hell away from me.

I LOST MY SHIT WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS SCENE.

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Tonight I stand here with just one regret. That’s that Danny and Clarence can’t be with us tonight. Sixteen years ago, a few evenings before my own induction, I stood in my own darkened kitchen along with Steve Van Zandt. Steve was just returning to the band, after a 15-year hiatus, and he was petitioning me to push the Hall of Fame to induct all of us together. And I listened, and the Hall of Fame had its rule, and I was proud of my independence. We hadn’t played together in ten years, we were somewhat estranged. We were just taking the first small steps of reforming, and we didn’t know what the future would bring. And perhaps a shadow of some of the old grudges still held some sway. It was a conundrum, because we’d never been quite fish nor fowl. And Steve was quiet, but persistent, and at the end of our conversation he just said, ‘Yeah, yeah, I understand… but BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND — that’s the legend.’
April 10th, 2014

OH, MY GOD, HOW DARE YOU??

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My man is the fucking greatest.

My man is the fucking greatest.

naughty-bruce:

Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out Dallas 2014

STOP GIVING ME FEELINGS IN MY LADY PARTS AND ACT YOUR FUCKING AGE, YOU STUPID OLD MAN.

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Titanic 102nd Anniversary

Forever infatuated.

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If Emilio has 5 sheep and Annie has 12 tractors, how many pancakes will fit on the roof of their straw hut? 47, because alligators don’t wear bras.

📈📉📐 What even are you, math?