October 20th, 2014

Wow. My sister goes to Keene State College in Keene, NH, where Pumpkinfest is held every year. I was supposed to go up to visit her, but I had a job interview back home. My dad or my boyfriend and I would have been caught in the middle of foolish, drunk college student shenanigans.

My sister was teargassed.

October 19th, 2014

So. I had planned to go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight (ie, by midnight) because I intend to be up early tomorrow morning. I did my laundry and folded it, and already packed my bags so I’m almost 100% ready-to-go by noon tomorrow (FYI, I have midterms this week: please give me a diaper because I am shitting my pants). But I got really, really high before I was about to get into bed, and I somehow wound up polishing my finest silver jewelry for the past 3 hours.

October 18th, 2014


There’s a vegetarian/vegan restaurant on Main Street called It’s Only Natural (ION) Restaurant. The owner happens to be my mother’s neighbor, and the restaurant is less than a 5-minute drive from my mother’s house. There was recently a fire in the restaurant and they’re just getting back in the swing of things and need new employees. My mother and I went out for drinks & appetizers on Wednesday, and the waiter told me to come back with a resume. When I went in today (resume in hand), the owner was there and asked if I would like to start tonight! I’m so excited!

I now work on Tuesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays from 3:00-10:00pm! I’ll probably have to buy “work appropriate” clothes and shoes, and figuring out how I’m going to get to & from work will be tricky, but it’s a start!

October 16th, 2014

Nothing like having an anxiety attack because your “school” is a corrupt POS and you have to sit in the same classroom for the next 9 hours, only to show up looking like a tearful, sweaty mess for class at 1:00 and learn that you don’t actually have class until 6:00 but nOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL YOU. Hope all y’all other students don’t mind that I’ll be spending the next 5 hours openly weeping in the library. Welcome to Lincoln.

October 12th, 2014



Because MALALA.

We love to talk about fictional female heroes, we praise the heroines in our novels and movies, but we do not need them - because REAL heroes exist.  And she is one of them. 

This is important, and it is happening within my lifetime. I want to see this young lady in school history books.

(via lilablackbird)

October 11th, 2014

Nothing sobers you up after taking 4 teaspoons of Robitussin quicker than someone shouting, “SARAH!! Can you hold the baby for a while?” The good news is that I’m not coughing anymore, AND I got to hold a baby for about half an hour. Win-win. 👶👼

October 7th, 2014


(Excuse me, but this beauty is a golden retriever, not a Labrador retriever.)



(Excuse me, but this beauty is a golden retriever, not a Labrador retriever.)

(via orgasmic-humor)

October 5th, 2014

(Source: awwww-cute, via heyfunniest)

I’m at Sonic for the first time! I thought it would be exciting and different, but the wait is fucking UNBEARABLE. This is ridiculous. Fuck Sonic!! 😡

I like how Rosetta Stone didn’t recognize that I pronounced “Las niñas corren” perfectly and made me repeat the level, yet it marked me correct when I shouted, “FUCK YOU!!” at the computer screen. Such technology. Very wow. Much Spanish.